A recipe for duck bill soup

Mooj penguin spotters

Here I have a recipe for duck bill soup. I have tried it by the way, and it is very satisfying.

What you need: Duck bills, water, ground ginger/stem ginger, single cream, dead leaves, duck claws, a switch of 10,000 volts of electricity, bats, golden syrup, butter and black treacle.

What you do:

1. Boil the water.
2. Melt the butter and leave it till it turns brown.
3. Put the dead leaves in the boiling water.
4. Put the stem/ground ginger in the pot with the water and leaves (if you can, throw in both because it makes it really nice.)
5. Chuck the burnt butter in the mixture.
6. Put the duck bills in it.
7. Put the golden syrup and black treacle in.
8. Put the duck claws in.
9. Gut the bats and throw the guts and the skins in.
10. Pour the mixture into a metal pot if your not using one already.
11. Hook the metal pot onto the switch of 10,000 volts and turn it on until the mixture bubbles.
12. Chuck everything at a wall (preferably lead as the place where it lands.)
13. Eat everything off the floor and eat the lead. I know it sounds weird but you'll thank me when your dead (like meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!)

Bon appetite you guys.